Only Zombies Want Girls for Their Brains.
and I'm a lie away from saying what I really think.
This is my face...

Kimberley, twenty-one, Leeds.
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I wish my face wasn't a mine field and my hair was as long as it used to be. I also wish my eyes were green. And I had a better work ethic. And maybe some toast. I do like toast.


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Tasty curry dinner!

Tasty curry dinner!



Severely out of focus but this really makes me laugh

Severely out of focus but this really makes me laugh



Why on Earth have Facebook suggested this to me?! Just, why?!

Why on Earth have Facebook suggested this to me?! Just, why?!



Look at this goon.

Look at this goon.



Because I’ve been feeling a bit down recently, Will bought me flowers to cheer me up. It worked :)

Because I’ve been feeling a bit down recently, Will bought me flowers to cheer me up. It worked :)



So I’m looking up uni information about mature students and this pops up. Oh, Google.

So I’m looking up uni information about mature students and this pops up. Oh, Google.



So, Nat had to do 1cm of a running stitch. I don’t even know how she managed this…

So, Nat had to do 1cm of a running stitch. I don’t even know how she managed this…



Highly accurate drawing of a webbed penis that I once encountered…

Highly accurate drawing of a webbed penis that I once encountered…



DON’T TELL ME FOOD DOESN’T HAVE FEELINGS! (at The Cuthbert Broderick (Wetherspoon))

DON’T TELL ME FOOD DOESN’T HAVE FEELINGS! (at The Cuthbert Broderick (Wetherspoon))



Went upstairs to get ready to find this…

Went upstairs to get ready to find this…



I asked Will to make me a ham salad for lunch and the little gay cut the ham into love hearts

I asked Will to make me a ham salad for lunch and the little gay cut the ham into love hearts



These strawberries are amazing.

These strawberries are amazing.



Homemade chicken escalopes #omnomnom

Homemade chicken escalopes #omnomnom



Miss this hair! Need both a hair cut and hair extentions

Miss this hair! Need both a hair cut and hair extentions